Sex, Money, and Zombies, as told by Joseph Smith's Twitter Feed
"Totes found #Zion! Come 2 Missouri ASAP. #KirtlandRevelation"
"Everyone 2 #Zion! (not whoremongers, scorcerers, adulterers) #PromisedLand monogamy4life "
"Buy ur land in #Zion 2 b #blessed."
"If ur wicked God will use unquenchable fire. SAD. #destroyed #smite"
"Send ur money to #Zion if u want eternal salvation. #reward #afterlife"
"1st Res. be a twinkle of an eye, live in ur prime! #notzombies"
"#foolishvirgins JUST SAY NO"
"S. Rigdon bad at plat of Zion, god wants do-over."
"CONDEMN CONDEMN CONDEMN #apostate"
Drink count - 22, or about 3 beers
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Podcastriarchal blessing: Duke of Earl Grey
Podcastriarchal music is Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit, edited for length