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In this one Nephi v2.0 gets on his prayer tower, which sounds an awful lot like one of those evil Nehor towers, or maybe he's a Muslim, who knows. He then lives up to his namesake by telling everyone how evil they are and then prophecies about the new Chief Judge getting murdered, or did he plot the murder himself? What a conspiracy!
“Drink” Count – 51
8 and a half beers!
This one starts out a little preachy, but it doesn't take long before the action starts. We've got people bursting into flames, god whispers from the sky, earthquakes, dark clouds covering the earth, and a whole lot more! And the surprises continue as the Nephites and Lamanites decide to switch sides in the whole "good guy/bad guy" thing. Oh yeah, and then the evil capitalists finally defeat those godly socialists.
“Drink” Count – 61
A little over 10 beers!
We start out with lots of family drama since our good friend Pahoran went off and died. After a lot of killing, the Lamanites sneak in again and take the Zarahemla with barely a fight. The struggle for land possessions goes back and forth as both sides try to out "stiffneck" each other.
“Drink” Count – 65
Almost 11 beers!
More battles! And this one even has a little civil war thrown in too! But then we say goodbye to all our friends like Moroni, Helaman, Teancum, Ammoran, and Shiblon. While that might seem sad, we also get to meet a new Goddess!
“Drink” Count – 53
Almost 9 beers!
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The Nephites lose another city and Moroni decides that it's all the government's fault. Then he goes into conspiracy theory mode and threatens a military coup if the government doesn't give in to his demands. The stage is set for more excitement as the never ending book of Alma isn't done yet!
“Drink” Count – 69
11 and a half beers!!
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We finally have another guest! This time Bryce Blankenagel from Naked Mormonism Podcast joins us to talk about his show and to enjoy some good old Alma action. Those amazing 2000 boys are at it again laying waste to everything in their path. They are truly unstoppable!
“Drink” Count – 26
Almost 4 and a half beers
If you thought the 300 Spartans were awesome soldiers, just wait until you hear about the 2,000 Ammonite boys! They know how to take care of business.
“Drink” Count – 70
Almost 12 beers!!
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Moroni is so busy repressing his own people, and even decides to execute thousands of them for being political dissenters, that the Lamanites just walk right in the back door and take a whole bunch of cities. But not to worry, Teancum is sent to find a way to trick those Lamanites out of their defensive positions. Will his plan work?
“Drink” Count – 46
Almost 8 beers
Check out this week’s recommendation from Prophet Jaaromy: Feminist Mormon Housewives Podcast
In this one the Lamanite army comes charging into Nephite territory, and then suddenly forgets what armies are supposed to do when they are attacking a neighboring land. Then we hear all about how awesome it is to be a Nephite. And finally the battles resume as two Nephite cities decide to have a good ol fashioned border war!
“Drink” Count – 44
A little over 7 beers
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So Amalickiah comes up with one of the craziest plans ever to try and take down the king of the Lamanites. Will he succeed, or will they see through his evil cunning ways? After that, we get a whole chapter trying to convince us that Moroni and the Nephites are the good guys.
And yes, by popular request, I played along again with the drinking game!
“Drink” Count – 54
Exactly 9 Beers!
We finally get our bloody end to the battle from the last episode (you’ll never guess who wins). Next, Alma kinda dies or something. Then Helaman does a lousy job appointing new priests and they all decide to team up and take him him out. Will the covenant of peace prevail, or will we have yet another awesome war?
“Drink” Count – 65
Almost 11 Beers!!
This one starts out a little slow with Alma tying, quite poorly, to explain god’s plan. But it is pretty entertaining hearing him try. Then, we finally get our battle that we were promised several episodes ago! And, as we hoped, it gets nice and bloody real fast!
“Drink” Count – 37
A little over 6 beers
In this one we learn that Corianton chased the skirt a little too much and ol Daddy Alma is not very pleased. But, as usual, Alma gets a little drunk in the middle of all his blabbering and starts going on and on about zombies. Seriously, I think Alma might need professional help.
“Drink” Count – 16
Not even 3 beers?? Weak!
Oh Alma, you are torturing us! We finally get evidence that Alma must be drinking during his long speeches, because he just gets weirder and weirder the longer he talks. And we get all the buildup for an epic battle, but it looks like we’ll have to wait until later before we find out what happens.
“Drink” Count – 67
A little over 11 Beers!!
Feeling cocky after their success among the Lamanites, Alma and the gang head off to try and convert all the Zoramites. And if you thought that Alma was a bad public speaker before, you just wait!
“Drink” Count – 40
Almost 7 Beers!!
KORIHOR!!! Need I say more?
“Drink” Count – 30
5 Beers
In this one we get a tremendous battle, the likes of which has never been seen, but sadly it ends up being quite anti-climactic. Also, the newly converted Lamanites go to live with their Nephite brothers, but the Nephites decide to play mafia boss with them instead. And of course, those evil Amalekites just keep getting more and more evil!
“Drink” Count – 70
Almost 12 Beers! (seriously, I highly recommend against playing along this time!)
Yup, I’m bowing out from the drinking game for now. Don’t worry, I’ll still be calling out the drinks! Anyway, in this episode Ammon and his bros turn into the world’s greatest missionaries, and then things go a little sideways when they all decide to stop fighting and just let themselves be slaughtered instead. Warning: This one is a bit bloody, but not nearly as bad as we’ve seen thus far.
“Drink” Count – 24
Exactly 4 Beers
Well, everyone said that they like David even more when he’s drunk, so he played the drinking game again! Anyway, in this episode Ammon’s brothers try to duplicate his missionary success. What a bunch of copycats. Oh, and we get confirmation that Ammon and Lamoni are definitely a couple.
“Drink” Count – 27
4 and a Half Beers
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Check out this week’s recommendation from Prophet Jaaromy: You Are Not So Smart Podcast
In this episode David not only started recording after several drinks, but he also played along with the drinking game! So, it is either one of the funniest episodes or the worst one ever, depending on your sense of humor.
Anyway, in this one we have a hot and steamy scene between Ammon and a Lamanite King, and then everyone in the royal palace drops dead, or do they???
“Drink” Count – 24
Exactly 4 Beers
Awesome chat between David Michael and Mymo Prophet Matthew Timion. We cover everything from how Mormons justify wealth, whether or not Prophets actually believe any of this, the deeper meaning of the Nehor teachings, how either of us are arguably more moral than god, and a whole lot more.
And don’t forget to check out Prophet Matthew’s book: http://www.amazon.com/Forgotten-Faith-Six-Years-Mormonism/dp/1492300802
Alma and Amulek say goodbye to the city they just turned upside down. And after a little alone time they bump into the Mosiah boys, and we get to hear what they have been up to this whole time!
“Drink” Count – 30
Exactly 5 Beers
This one starts out a little slow with Alma talking about what it takes to become a priest, but hang in there because after that it goes absolutely off the rails! No spoilers, but the craziness in this episode reaches new heights! Just insane! Enjoy.
“Drink” Count – 25
4 Beers and a sip
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Time for an epic matchup! In the god corner, we have a rich man puffed up with pride who is one second away from calling down the wrath of god on a whole city. And in the devil corner we have… a lawyer. Which of these two fighters has even a shred of righteousness? Who will reign supreme to win over the hearts of the people? All this and more in Episode 34.
“Drink” Count – 24
Exactly 4 Beers