This one starts out with Ol' Joe's re-translation of a chapter of Matthew from the Bible. It's pretty pointless, but we make it through. Then, we're joined by a very special guest who makes everything so much more entertaining!
“Drink” Count – 3
Not even half a beer. Better make em shots!
Yet another telling of the Genesis creation story, but this time with even more gods! Then thankfully we're joined by Prophets Fat Joe and Lil Wayne to help finish up The Book of Abraham.
“Drink” Count – 12
2 lovely beers
I don't know what else to say. Kolob is a real thing. I'm still in shock. You've just got to hear this one to believe it.
“Drink” Count – 4
Not even an entire beer (but plenty of insanity)
We finish up The Book of Moses and then jump right into The Book of Abraham. Oh, and there's an Egyptian third grader's art class homework in between. And sadly, the racism and misogyny just keeps getting layered on more and more.
“Drink” Count – 9
Just a beer and a half
And don't forget to check out my interview with John Dehlin from the Mormon Stories podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngomGsqa4l0