Battles, battles, and more battles! And this time, it looks like the Lamanites are regaining the upper hand. Oh, and we finally have to say goodbye to our friend King Noah, who gets slow roasted to death.
“Drink” Count – 40
Almost 7 Beers!
We finally have a guest on the show to help read along! Drew Kosonen from ProphetCast joins to hear what Abinadi has been up to, which basically is that he either started his own church or a set up a multi-level-marketing sceme… I’m still not really sure which.
“Drink” Count – 32
A little over five Beers
Abinadi teaches us the 10 commandments, and King Noah isn’t too pleased to hear it. Next Isaiah describes just how really, really ugly Jesus was (who knew?). And then we learn about Abinadi’s foot fetish, and all of Jesus’s seed.
“Drink” Count – 39
Six and a half Beers!
It’s Flashback time! So we jump way back in the story to find out how all the Lamanites took over everything in the first place. Then, we have our first battle chapter! Which, sadly, also includes a campaign of ethnic cleansing. But don’t worry, god is on their side!
“Drink” Count – 40
Almost 7 Beers!
Prepare yourselves, in this episode we are introduced to a true Goddess. Next we hear more about the Ammon/Limhi bromance, Then we wrap it up with a clip from my appearance on Atheists on Air, which I believe might be the funniest 10 minutes of my life. Check out the whole episode here:
“Drink” Count – 5
Almost 1 Beer
And all the Kings horses, and all the Kings men, changed their names to Christ, for some reason.
Next, Mosiah finally takes the reigns and decides to mend the fences with the Nephites. Also, we learn that at some point, the Lamanites used their smooth talk to whip everyone into submission. Let’s see how long they can hold on to it all!
“Drink” Count – 15
2 and a half Beers