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Nov 18, 2017

Cholera sweeps through the Mormons camped on the Fishing River, which hopefully had nothing to do with the remains of a dead "warrior" that Joseph has been carrying around? Most of the saints stay in Missouri on  account of a lack of resources to return to Kirtland, OH. Joseph and his BFFs get on a wagon and return to Ohio.

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 Drink count - 7, or about one beer

The "real" Zelph can be read about here.

 

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Nov 11, 2017

First, a quick recap of Mormon history up until June 1835, then Joseph tells his weary band of followers that this entire walk from Ohio to Missouri has been for naught. Bonus points for victim blaming.

 

Check out this list of Zion's Camp participants

 

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Nov 4, 2017

The church assets continue to be broken up and given to Joseph's inner circle. Who is the treasurer over the new treasury? TBD, we guess.

John Johnson's Inn 

Patron Bonus: Marie and Amanda tour the church building

Drink count - ??? A couple, probably.


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Podcastriarchal Blessing: Thomas
Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit, edited for length

Oct 28, 2017

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Joseph re-allocates the church's possessions to his inner circle.

Step 1: Get rid of the Bad People in your inner circle by politicking them out of said inner circle so you can take their portion.

Step 2: Give the big items to people who might know what to do with it.

Step 3: Don't worry about it if your name is John Johnson and literally your entire farm and land is being given to a crazy guy named Martin Harris.

 

Patron Bonus Episode: The Return of the Sister Missionaries (plus 1)


Drink Count - 7

Here are two takes on the recent actions take by Salt Lake City officials to remove the homeless from view.

It's a good thing because it's a targeted approach
It's a bad thing, it just scatters people without helping

Council of 50: Minutes 

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Oct 21, 2017

The saints in Kirtland start gathering together in preparation for a march down to Missouri to retake Zion.

American Gods, by Neil Gaiman 

Zion's Camp 

Kathrine Switzer

 

Drink count - 11

 

Patron Bonus Episode: Marie and Bryce attempt to go to Alma

 

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Community of Christ D&C: Kindle Version

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: Jessica

Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

Oct 14, 2017

NOT A REVELATION. Sidney Rigdon gets written out of history in a few decades, but for right now he's one of the three most important people in the church. Joseph sets up a hierarchy and a quasi-basis for church organization that will eventually morph into the Quorum of the Twelve. You're required to listen to this podcast three times to really get the full effect.

 

Drink count - 0

 

Patron Bonus Episode: Bryce gives us the skinny on the disaster that was Mythinformation Milwaukee 2017

 

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Oct 7, 2017

Parable time!!! Always be watchful that the enemy may steal all your stuff... or maybe don't be a terrible manager? Then go buy a bunch of land out in Missouri. It's the episode where Bryce's foster dog is jingling a collar the entire time.

Parable of the Tares

Parable of the Unjust Judge

Drink Count - 6

 

Patron Bonus: Marie and Joel tour the Ark Encounter

 

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Sep 30, 2017

God is allowing the Mormons to be persecuted because apparently they're sinning too much? Sidney Rigdon (probably) scribed this
amazing piece of victim-blaming.

Watchmen upon the tower

Patron Bonus Episode: Marie tours the Creation Museum and isn't struck by lightning

Drink Count - 11, or a little over a beer

 

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: F.P.

Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

Sep 16, 2017

1832: John Murdock is sent out to be a missionary, again.
1833: Joseph Smith heads east to get some help/advice/manpower to help deal with the troubles in Missouri.

Marie and Bryce talk about abortion and family planning in the 1800s

John Murdock's twins were adopted by Joseph and Emma Smith 
Freeman Nickerson fought in the War of 1812 and was a recent convert to the church 
Orson Hyde was in the area when Joseph went to New York 
John Gould was, too. 

 

Drink count - Not enough

 

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: John A

Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

Sep 9, 2017

Joseph waxes poetical about the importance of forgiveness. How much, how often, how to ensure generational feuds are perpetuated etc. The headings indicate it's about Zion, but since it only mentions Kirtland..... Yeah. Guess how Marie and Bryce feel about that. 

 

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Sep 2, 2017

Dale Luffman is the Ecumenical and Interfaith Officer for the Community of Christ. Community of Christ shares its first 14 years with the modern day LDS church and officially became a separate religion in 1860. Dale walks us through the history of the church, and how its history has impact Community of Christ's entirely separate Doctrine and Covenants.


The Book of Mormon's Witness to Its First Readers 
National Council of Churches 
Sharing in Community of Christ: Exploring Identity, Mission, Message, and Beliefs
List of Community of Christ's presidents 

Reed Smoot was a Mormon apostle elected to the United States Senate in 1902 

John Whitmer Historical Association Annual Conference 

The Joseph Smith Revelations: Text and Commentary, by H. Michael Marquardt


Community of Christ website: https://www.cofchrist.org/
To get your own D&C email sales@heraldhouse.org or call 816-521-3015

 

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Aug 26, 2017

The saints living in Independence, Missouri have spent their summer being beaten, whipped, run out of town, and generally having a dire time. They seek their prophet's help, and Joseph tells them God wants them to build a temple in Independence. 

Drink count - 14

Patron Bonus Episode: Missionary Visit #5, the one where Marie tells them about this podcast

 

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Aug 19, 2017

Joseph digs himself deeper into debt by revelating a need for more office buildings in Kirtland, then divides up a parcel of land amongst his BFFs. 

Drink count - 12 (or a bit over one beer)

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Patron Bonus Episode: Frakking Bad Movies Episode 1 - Time or Eternity?

 

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Aug 12, 2017

In either April, May, or August 1833 Joseph tells us that Zion is in Kirtland, so apparently Zion isn't in Missouri? Kirtland gets an office building and a temple, Joseph and two of his BFFs get houses.


Schools of the Prophets

Hyrum Smith

Reynolds Cahoon

Jared Carter

Naked Mormonism episode 28 
Bryce and I talk about his Sunstone Presentation 

Creation Museum
Ken Ham tried some shady money dealings to keep his Ark afloat. 

Drink count - 4

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Aug 5, 2017

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Joseph channels John Chapter 1 to tell us God is always with us, then admonishes his BFFs and their families to toe the line (again).

Patron Bonus Episode: Marie and Bryce Go to Church

Drink count - 12

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: Dr. Faustus
Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

Aug 1, 2017

Act 1: Sexual Purity

Act 2: Bryce quizzes Marie on Mormon trivia

Many thanks to Doug at Squatter's in downtown Salt Lake City for giving us a wonderful place to host our very first live show.

Jul 22, 2017

Live show on July 29, 7p doors, 8p start at Squatters in Salt Lake City

The apocrypha totes doesn't matter, and Marie can't pronounce anything in Wikipedia. Frederick G Williams joins the United Firm, so basically he get's initiated into the super-inner-circle.

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Sunstone Symposium

Drink count - 3 (don't even bother, it's not enough to even crack open the beer)

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: Alice
Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

Jul 15, 2017

Live show, July 29, 2017 at Squatter's in Salt Lake City. Gathering begins at 7pm, show at 8pm.

Joseph solved a power grab attempt by Rigdon by making Ridgon, Frederick G Williams, and Joseph "equal". Being a Gentile or a Jew is very confusing. Joseph revelates the life savings away from the only named woman in the D&C that's not his wife.

Vienna Jacques

Drink count - 16, or about a beer and a half

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Podcastriarchal blessing: Kent M
Podcastriarchal music is Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit, edited for length

Jul 8, 2017

The folklore is that this was given because Joseph and his buddies were chewing tobacco in the room above the kitchen and it was dripping down onto Emma Smith below. It's Word of Wisdom time!!!

The Millerites
Watch Ke$ha brush her teeth with a bottle of jack 
The Zion Curtain has fallen

Read what Bryce was reading here

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Drink count - 7, plus as many as the spirit compels you to consume

Patron Bonus Episode: Marie talks with missionaries about the Word of Wisdom

Jul 1, 2017

Are you fasting??? You should be. Proselytize all the time!!! If you aren't seeking god, then you are hosed. Eclipse, earthquake, stars will be knocked out of orbit, bad storms with big waves, women are evil. Skip to verse 99 for useful information about resurrections, which isn't at all helpful for the upbuilding of Zion, but whatever, get over it. Marie is going to die at the 7th trumpet.

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Wrath Wines Vineyard

Patron bonus episode: Marie meets missionaries!!!!

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Podcastriarchal blessing: Emerson
Podcastriarchal music is Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit, edited for length

Jun 24, 2017

Live show: July 29, 7pm at Squatter's in Salt Lake City

Zion gets built up by... honestly, we're not sure. God is everywhere, god is light, god will fill you. The earth shall die, it will be born again, and the righteous will inherit it. Kirtland = Outer Darkness. Once you die you'll understand all this, so don't worry about understanding it now.

16 drinks + 1 shot for For, For, so about three full beverages.

Inara Serra is a character from my favorite TV show of all time, Firefly. 

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Podcastriarchal blessing: Clan FiberEnabler
Podcastriarchal music is Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit, edited for length

Jun 17, 2017

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First, a discussion of an apologist view of why chapter 84 isn't a false prophesy. Second, Joseph predicts a civil war, as well as a plague and an earthquake. Does this make him a prophet? Ehhhhhh........ probably not.

Read every apologetic Mormon argument ever at FairMormon.com
Read listener Scott's commentary on Chapter 84 at http://3scriptures.com/


Fair Mormon explanation of Joseph's temple revelation from chapter 84

Drink count - 6

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Jun 10, 2017

Joseph's new scribe has a completely different tone, and it's boring. The United Firm is kinda sorta failing at managing money on account of them never having enough money. If you don't give your properties/monies to the church then you will be cut off from heaven. It's the episode where Babylon is a total whore.

Drink count – 11, or about a beer and a half

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Podcastriarchal blessing: Jack M.
Podcastriarchal music is Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit, edited for length

Jun 3, 2017

Live show at Squatters Pub in SLC at 7pm on Saturday, July 29, 2017. Check the Facebook page for more details as it comes available.

Your job as a high priest is to recruit more people. True believers are are not bound by sin will have superpowers! Bryce was an idiot and got bitten by a snake. The gospel applies to everyone from Sept. 22, 1832 forward!!! As you go out on your missions, go without food or supplies because God will make you invincible and always provided for. Make sure you leave your money behind. While on your mission, if you find a newer missionary or a helper, give them all your grunt work.

Drink count – 12, or about 2 beers

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May 27, 2017

Viva la priesthood! Women not invited. Basically an influx of new members are increasing the need for middle management. Additionally, here are some specific revelations included that didn't come true or are contradictory.

1. The new city of Zion will be built in the Temple Lot.
2. It will happen in this generation (the 1832 generation).
3. No one will pollute Jackson County.

Drink count – 5, or a little less than one beer

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Podcastriarchal blessing: Mindy M
Podcastriarchal music is Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit, edited for length

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