Poor Edward Partridge can't catch a break, what with all the micromanagement. Joseph, Oliver, and Sidney (Rigdon) are on their way to Cincinnati, while his other buddies are sent to St. Louis. They're all instructed to make haste while not speedily returning, and somehow God's jewels are involved.

Drink count - 6, or a little less than a beer.
Eth count - 4

The Pink Papaya Shop created a whole series of watercolors called
The Wives of Joseph Smith

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Podcastriarchal music is Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit, edited for length

Jim teaches us the hierarchical structure of the church because Marie doesn't know what a General Authority is, and be advised that Duke of Earl Grey is now the show's General Authority (woo hoo!). Joseph Smith repeats a semblance of the 10 commandments, and really that's it. Turns out going to the Bishop to confess is a Thing that happens, and apparently we're supposed to be happy when we're fasting. It's bad to be wasteful and don't be a jerk, and be an environmentalist. Got questions? Scoot, god doesn't have time for them.

Job is a man/chapter in the Bible. 

I swear I learned a song in Sunday School that used the verse "love the lord thy god with all they heart", but I couldn't find one with a familiar tune, so really all I did was royally mess up my YouTube video recommendations. I recommend listening to anything from Chvrches, they're pretty cool, and you can say "I'm listening to Chvrch music!"

Drink count - 10, or a bit over one beer

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Podcastriarchal blessing: Anna F
Podcastriarchal music is Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit, edited for length