Ask not what the church can do for you, but what you can do for your church. If you need a revelation from god to tell you what to do, woe betide you, for you are slothful. For shame! Cross your fingers that all new revelations supersede previous ones, so we all hope that this one no longer matters because Joseph Smith is hypocritical all over the place.
Drink count - 13, plus one extra drink for tomfoolery in revelatory contradictions, and one extra drink for "and bring to pass"
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Podcastriarchal blessing: Nathaniel B
Podcastriarchal music is Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit, edited for length
Patriarchal blessings - how do they work?
Punctuation and verse allocation - why don't they work?
Heaven - HOW DOES THAT WORK?
Joseph tells the believers to throw a party with the rich and educated on the VIP list, because who needs consistency with the Book of Mormon when Zion has been found? Edward Partridge is treated like a toddler for (apparently) making bad decisions, but that's okay, he's still the Bishop in charge of the Bishop's Storehouse.
Drink Count - 12, or a bit over one beer.
Sidney Rigdon – The Forgotten Hero of Mormonism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu08PNbWGzc
Zion Temple Lot, conveniently temple free! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Lot
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Show dedication and podcastriarchal blessing – Lucy the Valiant
Lucy (the Valiant) Pevensie is the youngest of the Pevensie siblings in C.S. Lewis' series The Chronicles of Narnia.
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First - don't do drugs unless you're in a religious business meeting. Second, new writer or Oliver Cowdry? You decide. Much parentheses, very comma, so administration, wow. Who cares, now we know where Zion is! It's on the other side of the courthouse in the vacant lot, btw. Praise Heavenly Father.
Drink count - 6, or about 1 beer
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Read all of these on your work computer to make your next performance review REALLY interesting!
http://www.mormonthink.com/files/restoration-sacred-mushroom.pdf
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2529415/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datura
http://www.maripoisoncenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/CTR-Datura-Plant-Poisoning.pdf
Sidney Rigdon - The Forgotten Hero of Mormonism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu08PNbWGzc
Wollmeise is a kind of high quality yarn, the kind that would make you do dishes when it wasn't your turn if you knew your partner would buy you some in exchange for dish duty.
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If you leave the church you can get back all the money you donated to it. Caveat, this only works if your name is Ezra Thayre. Poor-shaming!
Drink count - 11, or about one beer
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Podcastriarchal blessing music is Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit
Show dedication and podcastriarchal blessing: George G