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Aug 28, 2014

Alma gets spit on and kicked out of town, which pisses off god so much that he’s ready to lay waste to the whole city. Not only that, god’s prepared to partner up with the Lamanites to make it happen! Oh yeah, and there’s a lot more of Alma preaching.

“Drink” Count – 42

Exactly 7 Beers!

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And don’t forget to check out Mymo Prophet Timion’s awesome book:

“Forgotten Faith – Six Years in Mormonism” By Matthew Timion

Aug 25, 2014

Alma gets all preachy in this one. He tells everyone about how loving god is, and then explains that they’ll be hacked apart and burned if they don’t believe in him.  Then he tells them that they’re all sheep and better figure out which shepherd to follow, and fast!  This should be nicknamed the “Yea episode”, one chapter alone has 38 Yeas!

“Drink” Count – 43

A little over 7 Beers!

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Aug 18, 2014

Wow, this is a bloody episode. I feel like I should add an explicit warning label on this one just for all the gory violence in these chapters! And not only that, we’ve got corpses being made into a land bridge across a river, and then people being “cleansed” in the same river! I don’t know what else to say, this one is just messed up…

“Drink” Count – 40

Almost 7 Beers!!

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Aug 11, 2014

King Mosiah’s boys decide to go preach to the Lamanites again, but now there’s no one left to turn the kingdom over to. So, Mosiah gets rid of kings altogether and it doesn’t take long before those stubborn Nephites go back to their wicked ways.  But, at least we’re finally done the Book of Mosiah! Book of Alma, bring it on!

“Drink” Count – 43

A little over 7 Beers!

Aug 7, 2014

In this episode, we first learn about the very bizzare Zarahemla justice system. And then the smooth talking Alma Jr threatens to destroy his Dad’s church. Will he succeed, or will god swoop down to save the day?

“Drink” Count – 26

A little over 4 beers

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Aug 4, 2014

In this one, everyone comes home! The Nephites, Zarahemlas, the Alma Cult, Ammon and his boys, all of Zeniff’s peeps, and even Noah’s old priests and their kidnapped Lamanite wives; They’ve ALL been reunited, and good ol’ Mosiah is “Head King in Charge!”

“Drink” Count – 49

Just a tad over 8 Beers!

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Jul 31, 2014

Battles, battles, and more battles! And this time, it looks like the Lamanites are regaining the upper hand. Oh, and we finally have to say goodbye to our friend King Noah, who gets slow roasted to death.

“Drink” Count – 40

Almost 7 Beers!

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Jul 28, 2014

We finally have a guest on the show to help read along! Drew Kosonen from ProphetCast joins to hear what Abinadi has been up to, which basically is that he either started his own church or a set up a multi-level-marketing sceme… I’m still not really sure which.

“Drink” Count – 32

A little over five Beers

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Jul 21, 2014

Abinadi teaches us the 10 commandments, and King Noah isn’t too pleased to hear it. Next Isaiah describes just how really, really ugly Jesus was (who knew?). And then we learn about Abinadi’s foot fetish, and all of Jesus’s seed.

“Drink” Count – 39

Six and a half Beers!

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Jul 14, 2014

It’s Flashback time! So we jump way back in the story to find out how all the Lamanites took over everything in the first place. Then, we have our first battle chapter! Which, sadly, also includes a campaign of ethnic cleansing. But don’t worry, god is on their side!

“Drink” Count – 40

Almost 7 Beers!

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Jul 10, 2014

Prepare yourselves, in this episode we are introduced to a true Goddess. Next we hear more about the Ammon/Limhi bromance, Then we wrap it up with a clip from my appearance on Atheists on Air, which I believe might be the funniest 10 minutes of my life.  Check out the whole episode here:

Atheists on Air – Episode 57

“Drink” Count – 5

Almost 1 Beer

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Jul 7, 2014

And all the Kings horses, and all the Kings men, changed their names to Christ, for some reason.

Next, Mosiah finally takes the reigns and decides to mend the fences with the Nephites. Also, we learn that at some point, the Lamanites used their smooth talk to whip everyone into submission. Let’s see how long they can hold on to it all!

“Drink” Count – 15

2 and a half Beers

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Jun 30, 2014

King Benjamin tells his people that Jesus is coming, which of course they already knew. Then we learn that mormon god is a socialist, and it is probably the nicest thing this book has said so far!  Check out the links below:

You’ve gotta take a look at Mymo Prophet Matt Timion’s awesome book Forgotten Faith

Want to see David Michael on video with the Thought Prophets?  Check outProphetcast

Thanks to ToxicTruth for suggesting the show should have a YouTube Channel

“Drink” Count – 2

Not even half a beer

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Jun 26, 2014

So King Benjamin names his son Mosiah as the new king, and he sure has a long drawn out way of doing it. This episode also includes a humble request from your host David Michael.

“Drink” Count – 8

A little over 1 Beer

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Jun 23, 2014

In this episode we meet a TON of new people, but they basically have nothing to say. Then we finally hear from Mr. Mormon himself, who surprisingly has very little to say himself. Well, if nothing else you should have a good buzz by the end if you playing the drinking game.

“Drink” Count – 24

4 Beers

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Jun 19, 2014

A false prophet makes his way into the Nephite camp, but Jacob makes quick work of him. Then we hear about Jacob’s son and grandson as they continue to try and cure that terrible stiffneck disease.

“Drink” Count – 24

4 Beers

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Jun 16, 2014

WARNING: Get ready for some serious drinking! Ok, so in this episode mormon god gives us some gardening tips, which is basically to do your best but if all else fails just burn it all. Oh yeah, and welcome back Zenos!

“Drink” Count – 42

7 Beers!

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Jun 12, 2014

A very special episode for all the Mymos! In this show we speak with John Larsen about the Taylor Scholarship, and then chat with two Mymos about how the LDS church teaches what we have read so far. Fun, fun times!

No Drinking Game this time… but feel free to drink anyway!

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Jun 9, 2014

In this episode we learn that Jacob really sucks at his job as a priest. Also, polygamy is evil apparently, who knew? Whether or not mormon god is ok with rich people is a bit fuzzy, but that is only because we humans are just too stupid to understand the will of mormon god.

“Drink” Count – 5

Almost 1 Beer

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Jun 2, 2014

We finally say goodbye to Nephi. Yes, he dies in this one. Bummer for him. And, of course, those Nephites just go right back into wicked ways.  Will they never learn?  Oh, and remember to donate to the Taylor Scholarship http://whitefieldseducational.org/mybookofmormonpodcast/

“Drink” Count – 10

Almost 2 Beers

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May 29, 2014

Drinking game is back! This episode is just prophecies and other babbling, but at least we can get our drink on!

“Drink” Count – 19

A little over 3 Beers

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May 26, 2014

Yet another Nephi sermon. In it we learn just how peaceful mormon god is, despite all the killing he did in the last episode.  Oh, and also god gets a little less a racist, which is good, right?

“Drink” Count – 12

2 Beers

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May 22, 2014

God is really pissed and so he decides to lay waste to just about everything in his path. Warning, this is a REALLY violent episode. God gets really creative about ways to slowly kill people. So, enjoy the gore!

“Drink” Count – 8

A little over 1 Beer

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May 19, 2014

Isaiah is still babbling on in this episode, but it gets pretty fun. We start out with Isaiah seeing mormon god in a wedding dress, at least I think that’s what he’s wearing, and then Isaiah getting hot coals dropped on his face. And we get introduced to my new favorite name, Maher-shalal-hash-baz. Oh, Isaiah, will you ever stop being hilarious?

“Drink” Count – 2

Not even half a beer

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May 16, 2014

I’ve been told that the so called Isaiah chapters are just too boring to read… well… CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Personally, I think Isaiah is hilarious, I hope you agree! Don’t forget the new game, you have to drink after every “It came to pass” and of course, “Yea”!

“Drink” Count – 8

A little over 1 Beer

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