Alma gets spit on and kicked out of town, which pisses off god so much that he’s ready to lay waste to the whole city. Not only that, god’s prepared to partner up with the Lamanites to make it happen! Oh yeah, and there’s a lot more of Alma preaching.
“Drink” Count – 42
Exactly 7 Beers!
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Alma gets all preachy in this one. He tells everyone about how loving god is, and then explains that they’ll be hacked apart and burned if they don’t believe in him. Then he tells them that they’re all sheep and better figure out which shepherd to follow, and fast! This should be nicknamed the “Yea episode”, one chapter alone has 38 Yeas!
“Drink” Count – 43
A little over 7 Beers!
Wow, this is a bloody episode. I feel like I should add an explicit warning label on this one just for all the gory violence in these chapters! And not only that, we’ve got corpses being made into a land bridge across a river, and then people being “cleansed” in the same river! I don’t know what else to say, this one is just messed up…
“Drink” Count – 40
Almost 7 Beers!!
King Mosiah’s boys decide to go preach to the Lamanites again, but now there’s no one left to turn the kingdom over to. So, Mosiah gets rid of kings altogether and it doesn’t take long before those stubborn Nephites go back to their wicked ways. But, at least we’re finally done the Book of Mosiah! Book of Alma, bring it on!
“Drink” Count – 43
A little over 7 Beers!
In this episode, we first learn about the very bizzare Zarahemla justice system. And then the smooth talking Alma Jr threatens to destroy his Dad’s church. Will he succeed, or will god swoop down to save the day?
“Drink” Count – 26
A little over 4 beers
In this one, everyone comes home! The Nephites, Zarahemlas, the Alma Cult, Ammon and his boys, all of Zeniff’s peeps, and even Noah’s old priests and their kidnapped Lamanite wives; They’ve ALL been reunited, and good ol’ Mosiah is “Head King in Charge!”
“Drink” Count – 49
Just a tad over 8 Beers!